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the beautiful destruction

Friday, November 11, 2005

THE PAT ROBERTSON CHRONICLES PART I

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Pat Robertson is like God's henchman, a spiritual badass you might say. Sure, he's always been tough like The Fonz -- dissing gays and insulting folks who believe differently than himself. I mean, c'mon, that's the guy's job. You don't build a multi-million dollar televangelist empire by acting like a pussy, right? But he's really gone ape-shit the past several years, his delicate and decaying brain rotting like cheese left in the sun. I mean, at least he never ran for president -- now that would have been scary (author does quick Google search to confirm truth of said fact). Oops, nevermind.

Anyhow, here's the latest "business-as-usual" type talk from Captain Crazy-As-A-Shithouse-Rat aka P. Robertson: [Click here for the story]

My favorite pull quotes from the story:

"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city," Robertson said on his daily television show broadcast from Virginia, "The 700 Club."

"And don't wonder why He hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for His help because he might not be there," he said.


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