SORRY SO SLOPPY

So, I suck at updating this blog lately. I apologize. I'm in the throws of deadline insanity at the moment... literally not enough time to think, breathe, eat, or do anything fun in between. But, I will have an assload (yes friends, an assload) of interesting and exciting stories in print when it's all said and done. Let's just say there are some cover stories, monster features, exciting collabo projects, and yes, a new book in the works. Plus, I just did an interview last night that could very well be the origin of a book idea I've been wanting to do (legitimate style through a publisher) for a long time.

With that said, I'm planning on a rather substantial update soon. Michelle and I are heading to Germany in early September and I'm hoping to get some time to update this place while en route to castles, beer festivals, red light districts (just kidding, sort of), and other assorted and sordid destinations. We'll be on a whirlwind tour of sorts -- traveling from Frankfurt to Cologne, down the Rhine river into the Black Forest, over to Munich for the opening day of Oktoberfest, up to Berlin and ending in good 'ol Amsterdam. It should be incredible, and I'm rather stoked.

So, now that I've spilled my guts, I best get back to work. Enjoy the weekend, breathe in the fleeting warm air, and try not to piss on anybody's car door handles (really, I promise I've stopped doing that).